(Newser) If you do decide to knock one back at a Mexican rodeo, be sure to stay on the audience side of the fence. Otherwise, you’ll end up on the receiving end of a bull beat-down with bruises and no shirt. Of course, we should mention that the drunk, for some reason, was already shirtless before the bull attacked him.
Mike’s Thoughts: Disappointed that I now have to scratch “Get drunk at rodeo and get ass kicked by bull” off my bucket list. It doesn’t look as fun as I originally imagined.